TSA Guy: Nebraska, huh?
Me: (awaiting a Husker comment, I responded) Yes, sir.
TSA Guy: Isn't that where Ben Nelson is from?
Me: Unfortunately, why?
TSA Guy: Isn't he the one who did the Cornhusker Kickback?
Me: Unfortunately, yes.
TSA Guy: He needs to go.
Me: I couldn't agree more.